Special Delivery!

I had a shitty day last week, and MichaelNub knew I was upset, so he sent me a present:

For those of you who are unfamiliar with internet pseudoporn, allow me to explain:

“Commonly known as ‘Pedo-Bear,’ it hunts rural and urban environments alike, searching for unsuspecting, underage female humans.

Pedo-Bear basically boils down to an internet predator of minors.”

The site goes on to describe Pedo-Bear as being bad, blah blah. I interpret as the same sort of lure for idiot kids as puppy dogs or lolli-pops: if the kid is stupid enough to fall for it, he probably deserved it in the first place.

Just kidding!?111pwn

“The Pedo-Bear graphic is just a simple stereotype, made into a lovable cartoon character for the sake of general humor and supreme product placement.

Pedo-Bear typically is shown stealing children, running from the FBI and occasionally limping around missing a foot (From a Failed FBI Bear Trap)

Just an Added Disclaimer
For the Really Stupid People :

There are No Cartoon Bears who Roam the Internetz
looking for Children.
Only teh Human’s can be Responsible.
I think…”

Me being ironic: